They say you never really know a person until you live with them. Now I've been living with Ambrosial for a little over 3 weeks and guess what?
She's SLOW!!
She's motion slow not mentally slow, although I'm beginning to question that ;p
I knew she likes to "take her time" doing things but I never knew that she's actually a turtle disguised as a human being! She kills me with her slowness. Everything she does is like in slow motion! Really really S...L....O....W
AAAAAGHHHHH!!!!
We walk down the street, something pops on my mind I turn around to tell her and she's not there! "She was right next to me a moment ago, where did she disappear to?" I say to myself, turn around looking for her only to find her miles behind me walking on eggs <-- tamshi 3ala bai'6
WALK FASTER!!! Her reply would be "why? we're not in a hurry" Ok we're not in a hurry but if we walk slower we'd go backwards!
It took her 30 minutes to choose a sandwich while I was standing in the rain waiting for her! 30 damn minutes for a freaking sandwich!
Oooh and don't get me started on that day when the Tv guy came over to install the satellite... AAAHHHHHH I was this close --> . to having a stroke! My blood was boiling!! My pressure must've hit 4099847538! It took her AGES just to press 4 freaking buttons! I almost cried! I swear I was sooo close to crying!
Just looking at her.. moving so so unbelievably slow.. drives me insane! She's killing me slowly with her slowness. Sometimes I just want to get up and slap her.. or strangle her... or toss her out of the window... or.... you got the point?
*takes a deeeep breath to calm herself*
She's so slow that an old lady mocked her at the cafe the other day ;p
And by the way, she's not technology friendly. The dishwasher teshhad! ;p
Ambrosial my dear, I love you and all but please try to be faster ;p
P.S: If she ever says anything about me finishing the hot water or being stubborn don't believe her *angel face*
10 comments:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL 7aliiilha
bt't3wdaain 3laiha soon and it will be a normal thing for you ba3dain ;p
S
LOOOOOOOOOL hahaha is she really like that?! *checking if Ambrosial not watching* allah y3eeeenech 3aleha 3yal :P
LOOL! God Ambro momin9ijich!!! :p i'm surprised Vain mo 6agitich by now or im6al3a her Swedish blade 3alaich! And 30 minutes on a sandwich? It better have been gold plated and diamond crusted for you to take that freaking long :p
Slow drivers irritate me. and I guess slow people have the same effect.. allah e3eenech o e9abrech.. is it too late t live alone ? :P
Maskeena, o I bet if you rush her tseer ab6a2 :P
The rice in the previous post looks so yummy im in the risk of licking the screen :/
LOOOOOOOOL
I know what you mean :P my sis is slow when it comes to walking! pff atnarfaaaaaaaz! agool leha emshi asra3 etgooli magdar rasi edoor etha amshi ebser3a :|!! LOL
you will get used to it :P & dun rush her l2ana e7temal by the rushing et9eer ab6a2 b3d :P LOL
good luck girls :***
S
Lool yeah by the time at3awad ila i lost all my hair min il a39ab or had a stroke or two ;p
It's always nice seeing your comments :)
swera
*making sure Ambrosial is not listening* she's actually worse than that! ;p
lool ee wallah allah y3eeni 3alaiha, wi3eenha 3alay ;p
r.alsharif
embala min 9ijha! I'm surprised too! ;p
I think the only reason I still didn't kill her is cz she makes me food and coffee ;p
The Stig
lool yeah its a bit too late ;p
9ij she's slow but she has her perks she actually makes darn good sandwiches! So I'll have to overlook the slowness and keep her ;p
LadyB
eeee she goes slower!! At first I thought she does it to irritate me bs estaw3abt ina 7aram she's too rushed to know what to do ;p
You think so? :D yeah it was good, ye6la3 miny ;p
Butterfly Chick
LOOL "rasi edoor" I never heard that excuse before! allah y3eeenich I totally understand how you must feel.. kila ib ajra inshala ;p
yes rushing her makes her slower.. I'm trying to get used to it ;p
Thanks 7abeebte ;**
LOL! She must make a mean cup of coffee for you to keep her alive :p
la la esha3aaaaa LOOL I dont agree with you ;p elbnaya normal i think you r rushing her alot LOL give her time..thkrteene eb omiii hahaha..enjoy your differences and take good care of each other mo trdoonli metkamsheen..good luck both of you ;**
r.alsharif
I taught her to make that mean cup of coffee ;p
She makes mean sandwiches! You should try them, awesome!
S.N.T
shda3wa? live with her and see for yourself! I'm only rushing her coz she's slow! Dont take her side! ;p
lol inshala mommy we'll behave and make u proud.. Thanks ;*
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